I love people who complain that The Force Awakens is "fan service." That's like going to IHOP and complaining when they give you pancakes.
— Sam Adams (@SamuelAAdams) January 7, 2016
Me while watching every period piece: "not a great time to be a woman."
— Tessa Violet (@meekakitty) January 13, 2016
If we only like people who are like us, it's not even them we like. It's ourselves. It's just narcissism in a social mood. And it's boring.
— Beth Moore (@BethMooreLPM) January 13, 2016
Wouldn't a pure-bread dog just get eaten by ducks when you took it to the park
— Dan Duvall (@lazerdoov) January 14, 2016
[burglar gently waking me] you live like this?
— nice eric (@ericsshadow) January 15, 2016
Me: I'll take a small fry.@Five_Guys: Our entire supply?
FG: You want all the fries?
FG: Forklift will bring you your order
— Josh Taylor (@dearfuturejosh) January 15, 2016
I don't give away food
— Benj Lucky (@benjluckhaupt) January 16, 2016
Cookies are just cookie dough that someone ruined
— elan gale (@theyearofelan) January 18, 2016
What does it say about me that 5/8 of these are food-related?
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