Tweets of the Week

My Favorite Tweets This Week

"I wanna halve your babies." — King Solomon — Elle Oh Hell (@ElleOhHell) September 2, 2014 Waiter: welcome to Spaghetti Surprise Me: 1 spaghetti please Waiter: we don't sell that Me: oh now I get the name Waiter: surprise — Nathan Usher (@thenatewolf) November 3, 2015 "Inspired by the True Story" is the "Made with…