"I wanna halve your babies." — King Solomon
— Elle Oh Hell (@ElleOhHell) September 2, 2014
Waiter: welcome to Spaghetti Surprise
Me: 1 spaghetti please
Waiter: we don't sell that
Me: oh now I get the name
Waiter: surprise
— Nathan Usher (@thenatewolf) November 3, 2015
"Inspired by the True Story" is the "Made with Real Fruit Juice" of movies.
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— Jake Young (@BestJakeYoung) January 19, 2016
finish your salad. a thousand islands died to make that dressing.
— rachelle mandik (@rachelle_mandik) January 21, 2016
OH MY GOD I WAS TRYING TO SWAP OUR FACES BUT THE APP INCLUDED THE FACE OF THE SKULL ON THE TABLE AND NOW OMG pic.twitter.com/CMnrca0YVW
— Jessica (@ohjesly) January 22, 2016
Winter heard all the comment y'all made about how warm it's been. Winter heard y'all.
— Joshua Harris (@JoshHarris25) January 23, 2016
rare photo of banksy at work pic.twitter.com/TZWRANoyam
— Ben Cohen (@UniqueDude2) January 24, 2016
The whole "haha I care less than you about this so I'm somehow superior I win" mentality is ???
— Pucca ę (ALA 207) (@PuccaNoodles) January 25, 2016
Let people be passionate about what they wanna be passionate about ok ā
— Pucca ę (ALA 207) (@PuccaNoodles) January 25, 2016
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