It's like my Mom always said FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW:
— Brandon (@UNTRESOR) December 6, 2015
Dorothy: Scarecrow, I think I'll miss you most of all.
Tin-Man: I literally JUST got a heart and you already ruined it.
— NickVember ha ha (@OneTrickTofani) May 15, 2015
*I struggle to separate my fingers*
— spacegirl incognito (@iamspacegirl) June 22, 2015
need it to live. next question pic.twitter.com/PrkFHlhZ6U
— brian feldman (@bafeldman) August 14, 2015
That moment your Mom freaks out bc she's reading political satire without realizing it's satire. #theonion
— Payden Hall (@paydenhall) February 23, 2016
Thank you, bathroom hand dryer, for warming up my hands before I wipe them on my pants.
— erin chack (@ErinChack) February 23, 2016
Nah girl, I said, "PUREFLIX and chill!"
— Kevin McCreary (@goodnightkev) February 23, 2016
whenever I have kids, my dadler jokes are going to be world class. mostly because I'll be calling them "dadler jokes"
— Adler Davidson (@adlerdavidson) February 25, 2016
Ever think about how fancy the word "assess" sounds and yet it's just one letter away from meaning plural butts?
— Rusty Clanton (@rustyclanton) February 25, 2016
525 million dogs in this world and you still think I need you lol
— SG (@sarahgreenn_) February 25, 2016
HER:I love Tolstoy's take on the human moral struggle
ME:*Trying to impress* See I prefer Tolstoyee 3 where Woody was in the trash compactor
— Abam Droud (@AdamBroud) February 26, 2016
me: "why was she called the little mermaid, she was 5ft7?"
therapist: "i meant anything bothering you about your marriage keith"
— k e e t (@KeetPotato) February 27, 2016
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