Tweets of the Week

My Favorite Tweets This Week

  Me: Look, I love you, But I made exactly the amount of cheese & crackers I want to eat right now.Wife: But I only…Me: EXACTLY the amount — keith (@tchrquotes) November 4, 2014 [ultrasound]DOCTOR: oh my god!HER: what's wrong?DOCTOR: Ok don't panic but it looks as though you swallowed a baby — RIB (@rockymomax)…