GOD: there, my first animal 🙂
SNAKE:youre not done right? How am I supposed to move?
G:like this*shimmies*
S:
G:just kinda*shimmies*
S:dude— tater tot bros (@thetits) February 8, 2016
My house looks like I'm losing a game of Jumanji.
— Li'l Edie Pentland (@JennyPentland) October 9, 2014
GENIE: u get 3 wishes
ME: i wish for more wishes
GENIE: u cant
ME: i wish for more…genies
GENIE: [tears form] i… i thougt i was special to u— jomny sun (@jonnysun) April 6, 2016
LISTEN UP, MEN: Just because I'm wearing liquid eyeliner and dark purple lipstick does NOT mean I'll help you hack the Pentagon. #SMDH
— Anna Drezen (@annadrezen) April 6, 2016
so if i eat a ton of purple carrots do i turn purple
— Jordan Taylor (@Messy_Jordan) April 7, 2016
two roads diverged in a wood and I
I took the one that goes back indoors because that's where Netflix is
& that has made all the difference— emHERy lord (@emerylord) April 7, 2016
I didn't think u started the fire until u wrote a whole friggin song about it
— oh boy official (@UniqueDude2) April 7, 2016
Boy, if I could rearrange the keyboard, I'd put space between U and I
— Elle Oh Hell (@ElleOhHell) April 8, 2016
Female space spies? Star Wars was never about this!
[opening scene of A New Hope]
A woman is captured for being a space spy.
— Dave Cheng (@drearyclocks) April 8, 2016
scrolling through Facebook never fails to cheer me up! https://t.co/gzFvK5xYw5
— Adler Davidson (@adlerdavidson) April 10, 2016
as a kid the fantasy that appealed to me most in books was when a character was asleep "when their head hit the pillow"
— Alice Bolin (@alicebolin) April 10, 2016
The two roads diverged one is definitely my favorite:)
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