Sometimes, real late at night, I'll think to myself, "What? It's only 9:30?"
— Matt Goldich (@MattGoldich) April 26, 2016
Life in "The Hunger Games" seems oppressive but I'd prefer it to a world where there was always a presidential campaign happening.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) April 26, 2016
One time I saw a video of a guy holding up a sign that said "I love you Stevie" at a Stevie Wonder concert. I think about this a lot.
— ♡ brian essbe ♡ (@SortaBad) April 26, 2016
when you blow a kiss to a friend and they take it too far https://t.co/TTIi2iOXIu
— Adler Davidson (@adlerdavidson) April 26, 2016
"I'll be brief"…
5 minutes later…
"Oh now let me tell you a story."
🙃— Kirby Darden (@kirby_darden) April 27, 2016
Tough news to wake up to. pic.twitter.com/nPEod7RZ8k
— Jason Gay (@jasongay) April 27, 2016
Sad to see so many Christians making sure the world knows everything they’re against… so much for “they will know us by our love.”
— Jeff Martin (@ThisJeffMartin) April 27, 2016
I don't even care who the president is anymore. I just really want everyone to shut up
— elan gale (@theyearofelan) April 27, 2016
"This is This American Life. Each week we choose a theme, bring you one story on that theme, and two stories vaguely related to that theme"
— Jenny Jaffe (@jennyjaffe) April 28, 2016
You guys make me happy and I hope this drawing makes you guys happy as well! 💕 pic.twitter.com/b6muoLj3t2
— Susan 🎨 (@sansanray) April 29, 2016
Good morning.
You are perfectly cast in your life. I can't imagine anyone but you in the role. Go play.— Lin-Manuel Miranda (@Lin_Manuel) April 29, 2016
"THIS!!!! TOO!!!! SHALL!!!! PASS!!!!!!" – gandalf, comforting frodo
— jomny sun (@jonnysun) April 29, 2016
Not crazy about this new hand sani pic.twitter.com/I8bDX6AY1a
— Mave (@MavenofHonor) April 30, 2016
Be the Eliza Hamilton you wish to see in the world.
— Jessamyn Leigh (@gingernifty) May 1, 2016
*Opens soda can*
Don't "psh" me.— Michael Erhart (@Michael_Erhart) May 1, 2016
Me: Pringles aren't going to fix it. It's a deeper pain that can only be filled with
Brain: PEANUT BUTTER— Yael (@elle91) May 1, 2016
Oh man some of these are so funny. The hand sanitizers ❤ haha
Cute Brady Bunch looking drawing of you guys.
That Stevie Wonder sign. . . aw. I guess the fan had no idea. . . . . .
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