How to get me to like you:
Be pajamas.
— 🎄SardonicTart™🎄 (@SardonicTart) February 4, 2016
I like big MUTTS & I cannot lie
U other breeders can't deny
When a dog walks in with a pretty mixed race & spots all on its face it gets PET— Jimi Nice Guy Arms (@jimmytorosian) October 22, 2015
Once you go snack, you always go back.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) May 17, 2016
I don't have all the answers, but I grip my lip balm like a game show buzzer just in case.
— Mave (@MavenofHonor) May 18, 2016
when the dory account posts something funny pic.twitter.com/V6Sygy4zKF
— adult humor connoiss (@JoeyPockett) May 19, 2016
https://twitter.com/mallelis/status/733150295706853376
beware diet advice that recommends "eating light," for that is most certainly the way you become a black hole
— rachelle mandik (@rachelle_mandik) May 19, 2016
For like four miles I thought a cop car was behind me but it was just a regular car. Had me driving careful and responsible for no reason
— Victor Pope Jr (@VictorPopeJr) May 21, 2016
Why have we named all 5 of our fingers…but only TWO toes?
WHO ARE THESE STRANGERS BETWEEN BIG TOE AND PINKY?!?— MatPat (@MatPatGT) May 21, 2016
There's gonna be a lot of surprised pastors when they get to heaven & find out alliteration isn't a fruit of the Spirit.
— Unappreciated Pastor (@Rev_Norespect) May 22, 2016
My exes will frequently like my tweets and I get it because there are a lot of plays I would rather read than see live
— Natalie Walker (@nwalks) May 22, 2016
OH MY GOSH AUTOCORRECT STOP CHANGING UNCOMFY TO UNCOMFORTABLE I KNOW WHAT IM ABOUTt
— Hannah (@hiimhannahh) May 23, 2016
When you're trying not to cryhttps://t.co/kcQHbv3zXt
— Princess Anna (@ItsPrincessAnna) May 23, 2016
@BlimeyCow @Messy_Jordan @Messy_Sarah pic.twitter.com/qy6opMmE2g
— Becca Maggie (@Becca_Maggie) May 23, 2016
All click bait is bad, but click bait that you actually want to click on is the worst
— Joe Star Repp (@daJoezenOne) May 24, 2016
The fork surrounds you, binds you, & feeds you…. pic.twitter.com/aiUYTg0GjV
— Carrie Fisher (@carrieffisher) May 24, 2016
When does the "show me less like this" kick in, Twitter???
— Rogue Anthony (@anthonytaylor_) May 24, 2016
"Look: Everything is molecules, okay?" -someone justifying eating off the floor
— Anna Drezen (@annadrezen) May 24, 2016
Organizing a bank heist where we all wear the Chewbacca masks. As the tellers fall into hysterics we make away with the cash. DM me for info
— Sage Francis (@SageFrancis) May 24, 2016
Really like the blimey cow tweet!
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HAHAHA the alliteration one made me chuckle because some of my former pastors lived by “SOAP”
I liked a similar Mark Hamill post this morning where Mr. Hamill is holding a spoon while Carrie Fisher holds the fork.
I don’t know how you post tweets and vids on here where you can click on like and it allows your twitter to actually like it and all, but that is neat.
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