Tweets of the Week

My Favorite Tweets This Week

Why call it a belly button. It doesn't DO anything when you press it.*click click click*See?*neighbor's garage door slamming up and down* — Elle Oh Hell (@ElleOhHell) November 3, 2014 centipede: *trips* *but for like, an hour* — Mel (@MelKassel) February 6, 2016 Chief cop: "This might be racially motivated."Ian: "Hate crime?"Chief cop: "We all…