Crazy how people more successful than me are lucky and people less successful than me haven't worked as hard
— Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) April 10, 2015
[plant facts!!]
bananas are technically berries
almonds are seeds
avocados are mammals
most cucumbers are haunted
potatoes aren't even real— dream ghoul (@TheDreamGhoul) August 2, 2016
Can't sleep
nightmares again
those four are only the teletubbies we know about
there've gotta be others somewhere
Right?— Garrett Werner (@gr8whitehoprah) August 4, 2016
NIETZSTCHE: god is dead
GOD: finaly
[god dies]
GOD: [welcoming god into heaven] wait wat— jomny sun (@jonnysun) August 5, 2016
When nobody offers you a Tootsie Pop™ pic.twitter.com/PYaBKnO7GY
— Yael (@elle91) August 5, 2016
FOUNDER OF HOGWARTS: okay, so we all know there are four types of kid. brave, smart, evil and miscellaneous.
SCHOOL BOARD: yes, continue.— Carl Kinsella (@TVsCarlKinsella) August 6, 2016
#FirstSevenJobs
I. Kid on sand planet
II. Apprentice
III. Jedi
IV. Kid on sand planet
V. Apprentice
VI. Jedi
VII. Kid on sand planet— Adam McCabe (@AdamSMcCabe) August 7, 2016
#first7jobs
Bastard
Orphan
Son of a Whore and a Scotsman
In Charge of a Trading Charter
Hero
Scholar
$10 Founding Father— Jessamyn Leigh (@gingernifty) August 7, 2016
Swimmer Hannah Miley?? Sounds like someone who has the best of both worlds if you know what I'm saying #RiOlympics
— Jessamyn Leigh (@gingernifty) August 7, 2016
going through the desert?
name 👏 your 👏 horse 👏 first
— bog dad classic™ (@AynRandy) August 7, 2016
Me loving a song at 20: This speaks to my soul & expresses my deepest feelings.
At 40: This product effectively serves its target audience.— rap game Bodhi Rook (@anildash) August 7, 2016
I can watch true crime all day without getting upset, but do not tell me about a dog that died peacefully after a long happy life
— Allegra Thanksgingo (@allegraringo) August 8, 2016
https://twitter.com/abbycohenwl/status/762905025513259008
That Teletubbies one got me.
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The teletubies one made me laugh and then I thought of Jordan’s Tinky Winky video haha.
Sand planet children forever ❤
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