I invented a dance style called 'The Gif' where I do the same 7 seconds of choppy moves over and over again in a loop
— ♡ brian essbe ♡ (@SortaBad) August 22, 2016
lil YouTube confession
literally every creator is convinced their channel is dying and their content isn't good enough
— dodie (@doddleoddle) August 22, 2016
If you say "hey guys" three times to a mirror with the lights off a YouTuber appears behind you and asks you to like, comment and subscribe.
— Hollander Cooper 🍗 (@HollanderCooper) August 23, 2016
if pangolins had a catch phrase it would be "ok I guess that's fine" pic.twitter.com/5MR3HfR5Fu
— ｓｃｏｔｔ в (@snazzmania) August 23, 2016
Did Hugh Grant grow up to become Colin Firth?
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) August 23, 2016
me: don't call me that it's creepy
gf: Sorry Baby
me: that's better
— dan mentos (@DanMentos) August 23, 2016
I Can't Find My Glasses Because I'm Not Wearing My Glasses: A Memoir
— Felicity Disco (@FelicityDisco) August 23, 2016
small talk is like the ad that plays before the video you actually wanna watch
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) August 24, 2016
o beautiful four spacious guys pic.twitter.com/qVXQDHmrNs
— rachelle mandik (@rachelle_mandik) August 24, 2016
"When can you have this done"
"You mean how long until I stop hating life for the 10 minutes it'll take to complete this task? Hard to say."
— Brittani Nichols (@BisHilarious) August 25, 2016
[ ] Accepts with pleasure
[ ] Declines with regret
[X] Can't emotionally handle agreeing to social interaction so far in advance bye
— emHERy lord (@emerylord) August 26, 2016
why do Michelin tire people get to tell me which restaurants are fancy? they make tires what do they know about fancy. NO STARS FOR THEM.
— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) August 27, 2016
"You should relax more."
"You got it! No problem! Definitely gonna do that! Okay, let's go!"
*spends 10 hours researching relaxation*
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) August 27, 2016