Tweets of the Week

My Favorite Tweets This Week

burglar: [breaks into house]my dog: "BARK BARK BARK BARK"burglar: [strokes dog's head]my dog: "i have misjudged this very nice man" — k e e t (@KeetPotato) December 22, 2015 [Batman at McDonald's]What's your chicken sandwich called?-A McChickenAnd the rib?-A McRib[pulls out his batwallet] I like your style. — OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) May 1, 2015 [picks up…