I knew we'd be fast friends when we both avoided eye contact ,and pretended we didn't see each other at the store
— Suburbia_Mommy (@runner_mom2) October 26, 2016
I love when dogs are mildly excited and u start encouraging them like “what is it?!” and their tail goes from a level five to level eighty
— American Nomad (@coffee_n_mtns) November 10, 2016
*alternate universe where if you can kiss the cop on the lips before he/she can put he cuffs on you, you go free*
— Rusty Clanton (@rustyclanton) November 21, 2016
age 16: if i dont start saying yes to things im going to be miserable
age 26: if i dont start saying no to things im going to be miserable
— jomny sun (@jonnysun) November 20, 2016
Sometimes I want to cry but then I just take a shower and it's like, "DID I CRY OR NOT WHO CAN SAY LOOK AT ALL THIS WATER"
— GABY DUNN 🦃 (@gabydunn) November 20, 2016
I'd be more of a morning person if it were later in the day.
— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) November 18, 2016
sometimes it requires listening to someone talk about something they really care about to realize the extent to which you really don’t
— derek webb (@derekwebb) November 18, 2016
The moment they sat me on his lap, I looked into his eyes and said "hi daddy"
— Jessica ♜ (@ohjesly) November 18, 2016
Me, sees cute ppl w/ nice hair on subway: *slams fist* now thiS IS THE MILLENNIAL CONTENT I LIKE TO SEE
— comic ali sans (@ilikealison) November 17, 2016
What a wonderful phrase… 🎶 pic.twitter.com/iUvZGotTfe
— 💕Missy💕 (@MissyO94) November 17, 2016
The most inspiring thing about the #MannequinChallenge is seeing human beings actually be still for a moment.
— Brad Montague (@thebradmontague) November 16, 2016
if you never thought this was some kinda weird "G" as a kid you're a liar pic.twitter.com/Z8eSo6Eqpx
— Adler Davidson (@adlerdavidson) November 16, 2016
Why does my life feel like it's falling into shambles when my hair is greasy why
— Bri Høpe (@ThatsmeBriHope) November 16, 2016
the Kakuna Rattata had me laughing. Oh man. These were great.
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