Please be gentle with me I used to be a baby

— Legend of Chelda (@legendofchelda) April 4, 2016

it's cool how the members of Anonymous are so good at computer stuff, but also wrote so many great poems and inspirational quotations.

— rachel axler (@rachelaxler) May 7, 2014

"Enough is enough Stephanie. I need to know who's a good boy. My patience is worn thin." pic.twitter.com/X4tFTTFLOw

— Gyarados Equis (@PokemonyeWest) February 24, 2015

I did a task that wasn't on my checklist. So I wrote it down and checked it.

— Daniel Cook (@danctheduck) November 22, 2016

@dearfuturejosh it was LIT pic.twitter.com/KM25VakWLw

— Kelli Taylor (@keenertaylor) November 22, 2016

It's always healthy to take a break from your phone and just use your computer for a while.

— Isaac Carlton (@isaac_carlton) November 23, 2016

There's nothing more disappointing in life than the episodes of 'Murder, She Wrote' which only feature an introduction from Angela Lansbury.

— Nathan Lloyd (@nathlloyd) November 23, 2016

Just a friendly reminder that the picture of your food you're gonna post on instagram doesn't look as good as you think it does

— Christine Sydelko (@csydelko) November 24, 2016

thankful for all the different ways i can eat potatoes

— what (@chanelpuke) November 25, 2016

I really hope everyone did okay being forced to communicate with family today. I saw a lot of articles about how hard that was going to be.

— Josh Taylor (@dearfuturejosh) November 25, 2016

Land: Okay, there's like 4 basic shapes and everything is pretty much that.
Water: I MADE A MONSTER FROM FEATHERS AND MOTOR NEURONS pic.twitter.com/krUC5hFof7

— Gabriel Morton (@gabrielenguard) November 26, 2016

To simplify things, I cyber-shopped at a small business on Black Friday.

— Paige Sullivan (@BPaigeSullivan) November 26, 2016

right when I think I have my life together, I look at my phone to check the time and then put it back in my pocket WITHOUT CHECKING THE TIME

— Adler Davidson (@adlerdavidson) November 28, 2016

Gift guides rarely give me good ideas for other people, but they do make me want all the things.

— Sarah Orsborn (@erniebufflo) November 28, 2016

18: can I buy a bottle of wine?

USA: no that's illegal & irresponsible

18: can I go $50,000 into debt for education?

USA: we encourage it

— paperwash© (@PaperWash) November 29, 2016