Please be gentle with me I used to be a baby
— Legend of Chelda (@legendofchelda) April 4, 2016
it's cool how the members of Anonymous are so good at computer stuff, but also wrote so many great poems and inspirational quotations.
— rachel axler (@rachelaxler) May 7, 2014
"Enough is enough Stephanie. I need to know who's a good boy. My patience is worn thin." pic.twitter.com/X4tFTTFLOw
— Gyarados Equis (@PokemonyeWest) February 24, 2015
I did a task that wasn't on my checklist. So I wrote it down and checked it.
— Daniel Cook (@danctheduck) November 22, 2016
— Kelli Taylor (@keenertaylor) November 22, 2016
It's always healthy to take a break from your phone and just use your computer for a while.
— Isaac Carlton (@isaac_carlton) November 23, 2016
There's nothing more disappointing in life than the episodes of 'Murder, She Wrote' which only feature an introduction from Angela Lansbury.
— Nathan Lloyd (@nathlloyd) November 23, 2016
Just a friendly reminder that the picture of your food you're gonna post on instagram doesn't look as good as you think it does
— Christine Sydelko (@csydelko) November 24, 2016
thankful for all the different ways i can eat potatoes
— what (@chanelpuke) November 25, 2016
I really hope everyone did okay being forced to communicate with family today. I saw a lot of articles about how hard that was going to be.
— Josh Taylor (@dearfuturejosh) November 25, 2016
Land: Okay, there's like 4 basic shapes and everything is pretty much that.
Water: I MADE A MONSTER FROM FEATHERS AND MOTOR NEURONS pic.twitter.com/krUC5hFof7
— Gabriel Morton (@gabrielenguard) November 26, 2016
To simplify things, I cyber-shopped at a small business on Black Friday.
— Paige Sullivan (@BPaigeSullivan) November 26, 2016
right when I think I have my life together, I look at my phone to check the time and then put it back in my pocket WITHOUT CHECKING THE TIME
— Adler Davidson (@adlerdavidson) November 28, 2016
Gift guides rarely give me good ideas for other people, but they do make me want all the things.
— Sarah Orsborn (@erniebufflo) November 28, 2016
18: can I buy a bottle of wine?
USA: no that's illegal & irresponsible
18: can I go $50,000 into debt for education?
USA: we encourage it
— paperwash© (@PaperWash) November 29, 2016