[mocking jay part 2]

jay: come on guys please stop

— xmas pigeon (@decentbirthday) November 26, 2015

As a nation we need to face the reality that none of our actors are talented enough to pretend their empty paper coffee cups are full.

— MKP📖 (@MKPinNYC) September 29, 2016

being a satanist is like if you were really mad at your dad and so you started worshipping one of your cousins

— Mike F (@mikefossey) November 30, 2016

Keep Christ in Christmas and apostrophes away from your last name on your Christmas card.

— Elizabeth Hyndman (@edhyndman) December 1, 2016

And so I'm offering this simple phrase from kids from 1 to 92. BUT IF YOU'RE 93, TOO BAD.

— Michael Erhart (@Michael_Erhart) December 1, 2016

TOP O' THE MUFFIN TO YA

— Adam Mainse (@AdamMainse) December 1, 2016

"If I speak in tongues of angels, but don't love, I'm only a clanging cymbal." Translation: Without love your truth-telling is just annoying

— Jared Byas (@jbyas) December 1, 2016

Dogs are better than people because they have no idea what's going on either, but at least they don't pretend

— elan gale (@theyearofelan) December 3, 2016

ok im sorry but i had to do this to illustrate why centaurs are so weird to me. this problem doesn't happen with mermaids or satyrs pic.twitter.com/XnOVvfbWId

— Alex Law (@eyeburst) December 4, 2016

"You know what this tired mom and her sleeping newborn could use right now? A drum solo." – Little Drummer Boy

— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) December 4, 2016

i love going shopping with my mom and playing a little game i call "how much junk food can i sneak on to the cart without her noticing"

— darias (@dariasalexandar) December 5, 2016