[mocking jay part 2]
jay: come on guys please stop
— xmas pigeon (@decentbirthday) November 26, 2015
As a nation we need to face the reality that none of our actors are talented enough to pretend their empty paper coffee cups are full.
— MKP📖 (@MKPinNYC) September 29, 2016
being a satanist is like if you were really mad at your dad and so you started worshipping one of your cousins
— Mike F (@mikefossey) November 30, 2016
Keep Christ in Christmas and apostrophes away from your last name on your Christmas card.
— Elizabeth Hyndman (@edhyndman) December 1, 2016
And so I'm offering this simple phrase from kids from 1 to 92. BUT IF YOU'RE 93, TOO BAD.
— Michael Erhart (@Michael_Erhart) December 1, 2016
TOP O' THE MUFFIN TO YA
— Adam Mainse (@AdamMainse) December 1, 2016
"If I speak in tongues of angels, but don't love, I'm only a clanging cymbal." Translation: Without love your truth-telling is just annoying
— Jared Byas (@jbyas) December 1, 2016
Dogs are better than people because they have no idea what's going on either, but at least they don't pretend
— elan gale (@theyearofelan) December 3, 2016
ok im sorry but i had to do this to illustrate why centaurs are so weird to me. this problem doesn't happen with mermaids or satyrs pic.twitter.com/XnOVvfbWId
— Alex Law (@eyeburst) December 4, 2016
"You know what this tired mom and her sleeping newborn could use right now? A drum solo." – Little Drummer Boy
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) December 4, 2016
i love going shopping with my mom and playing a little game i call "how much junk food can i sneak on to the cart without her noticing"
— darias (@dariasalexandar) December 5, 2016
LOL, the last one is why I am no longer asked to go food shopping with my wife.
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love the translation tweet of the “without love…” verse!
The one about the drum solo :: cracks up laughing :: oh man.
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