Tweets of the Week

My Favorite Tweets This Week

[showing our new baby]WIFE: He has my eyesME: And my noseGIMLI: AND MY AXE!ME (to wife): Honey I thought we agreed, family only — Chimney Spotter (@chimneyspotter) July 5, 2016 Canadian: spell colourAmerican: no u spell colorCanadian: uAmerican: no u — Fro Vo (@fro_vo) February 15, 2016 [court]LAWYER: Did u kill him?ME: NoL: You know…