Remember when you were younger & got excited about toys? Now you're older & get excited about parking spaces you don't have to back out of.
— The Fantastic Mr.Fox (@Camel_Crushin) December 28, 2016
I was brushing my teeth when the clock struck midnight. So @keenertaylor New Year's kiss was slightly delayed but minty fresh.
— Josh Taylor (@dearfuturejosh) January 1, 2017
*buys Sushi for Dummies*
*reads first page of Sushi for Dummies*
*turns off oven*
— brent (@murrman5) October 27, 2013
be graceful but don't be wasteful. lick the plate.
— Adriene Mishler (@yogawithadriene) December 30, 2016
I wonder what it's like to not be freezing all the time
— Chloe Poole (@CoPoole) December 30, 2016
when u deal with being sad by listening to sad music pic.twitter.com/bcFuEkFyOQ
— Mikaela Long (@MikaelaLong) December 30, 2016