Tweets of the Week

My Favorite Tweets This Week

I knew we'd be fast friends when we both avoided eye contact ,and pretended we didn't see each other at the store — Suburbia_Mommy (@runner_mom2) October 26, 2016 I love when dogs are mildly excited and u start encouraging them like “what is it?!” and their tail goes from a level five to level eighty…

Tweets of the Week

My Favorite Tweets This Week

when all of your ancestors had mustaches or beards hairitege — Michael Alvarado (@MichaelAlvarado) November 12, 2016 Hey kids…I just checked and every water bottle in our country has been flipped. You can stop it now. — Bob Smiley (@bobsmileycomic) November 11, 2016 i like how at this walmart they put baby food products in…

Tweets of the Week

My Favorite Tweets This Week

I use proper syntax and punctuation on all of my tweets, unless I am in danger of exceeding the 140 character limit… & then u no how it b — Moxieblogger (@moxieblogger) March 11, 2013 Wife: can you pick up milk? Me: [lifts gallon] yea it's easy Wife: I mean from the store Me: I…

Tweets of the Week

My Favorite Tweets This Week

This week’s list of tweets is a little shorter than usual because I haven’t been spending as much time on twitter lately. That’s probably good for me, but it’s not great for Tweets of the Week, haha. Oh well, here are some funny tweets: invented a pair of socks that cleans the floor as you walk.…

Tweets of the Week

My Favorite Tweets This Week

No way I'm letting this doctor do surgery on me. He can't even turn a tap off with his hands. — Kat Meringue (@Izianikapani) March 8, 2015 What kind of fruit is this pic.twitter.com/ePkzmRz1GN — lainy❥ (@summerstarstyle) October 19, 2016 Watching the debate tonight is basically the same as watching your least favorite movie of…

Tweets of the Week

My Favorite Tweets This Week

Salmon shorts are high in omega 3 fratty acids — festive V cardholder (@lil_aracuan) August 20, 2012 I was trying to Google why this dog I'm watching pants so much and now it doesn't even matter pic.twitter.com/rJFgSsCwTO — Yael (@elle91) August 8, 2016 Cinderella is a story about a woman who cleans up good who…

Tweets of the Week

My Favorite Tweets This Week

*watching husband sleep* Me: "I just love him so much, he's my everyth-" *husband snores* Me: "I can't live like this." — Six Pack Mom (@Six_Pack_Mom) August 28, 2016 *Checks out grocery item*Grocery item: "I have a boyfriend." — Michael Erhart (@Michael_Erhart) May 22, 2015 As a kid I used to think it was weird…